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I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Then waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say.......
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.
Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
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